Pitchfork Music Festival: Singularly Uninformed Predictions

Lorde

The Rapture – Playboi Carti – BADBADNOTGOOD King Krule – Mick Jenkins – SOB x RBE – Mouse on Mars Snail Mail – Craft Spells – Tirzah – Sons of Kemet – Meat Wave – Bunny

Belle and Sebastian  

Jay Rock – Parquet Courts – Flying Lotus – Bat for Lashes   Kodie Shane – Cass McCombs Kilo Kish – Jessica Pratt – Skee Mask Empress Of – Jay Som – BJ the Chicago Kid – Crumb – Frankie Rose

Run the Jewels

Erykah Badu – Pusha T – Cloud Nothings – Earl Sweatshirt Sheer Mag – CupCakKe – Jonathan Richman – Jlin – Hop Along Topaz Jones – OHMME – Soccer Mommy – Half Gringa

Alternate Headliners: St. Vincent – My Bloody Valentine –  Missy Elliott

Sneaking suspicions: Sky Ferreira  – Grizzly Bear – Brian Eno – Yo la Tengo Devendra Banhart – Jarvis Cocker – How to Dress Well Motherfucking Death Grips, somehow – Schoolboy Q

Please note that these are all nothing but guesses. They are guesses informed by a little bit of research (based on tours, reviews, past performances, etc). But guesses, nonetheless. Oh well. See you at the festival. I’ll be the moron, probably in a brewery t-shirt wearing sneakers that have insoles.

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